Monday, March 7, 2011
Walking the Independent Road with Peter Palmiotti
Thursday, March 3, 2011
When Osiris and Hermes mate...

A mythology lesson/reminder From Wiki:
"Set was hunting one night and came across the body of Osiris. Enraged, he tore
the body into fourteen pieces and scattered them throughout the land. Isis
gathered up all the parts of the body, less the phallus (which was eaten by a
fish) and bandaged them together for a proper burial. The gods were impressed by
the devotion of Isis and resurrected Osiris as the god of the underworld.
Because of his death and resurrection, Osiris is associated with the flooding
and retreating of the Nile and thus with the crops along the Nile valley."
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Novel now available! Look At All The Happy Creatures
I don't know what to say. The book is now online. Available from Amazon.com and also from CreateSpace (which gives me a better royalty so you may want to get it from them).I want to thank you guys for being so supportive since I started this project.
Michael, much in the way of props to you for suggesting this whole Amazon/Createspace thing. I was getting tiered of fighting for the content inside and when you suggested this alternative I thought it was the perfect way to stay true to a philosophy of discarding the old system instead of butting heads with it.
Okay, I have to go dance in circles.
PS: Today is 2/27.....as if Pi wasn't encodded into the book enough as it is.

Friday, February 25, 2011
Heart Shaped Box: Love in the Underworld

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, darling
You give love a BAD name
An angel's smile is what you sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of love, got a hold on me
When passion's a prison you can't break free
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart Shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
Sparrow places his sword in Will's hand and helps Will stab Jones's heart before he dies. Jack and Elizabeth escape The Flying Dutchman as the crew place Will's heart in the Dead Man's Chest; the ship disappears into the whirlpool. The Dutchman resurfaces with Will as the captain and the crew now human.

An elderly woman describes to her granddaughter where snow comes from by telling the story of a young man named Edward (Johnny Depp) with scissors for hands, the creation of an inventor (Vincent Price). The inventor was inspired to make an artificial man due to the anthropomorphic appearance of his other inventions. His final result was a humanlike young boy who had everything except for hands, but the inventor had a heart attack and died while in the act of creating a pair of real hands for Edward, leaving him "unfinished" forever.
He surrounds them with a ring of fire to protect them from the brides, then infiltrates the castle and decapitates them the following morning. As sunset approaches, Dracula's carriage arrives at the castle, pursued by the hunters. A fight between the hunters and gypsies ensues and at sunset Dracula bursts from his coffin. Harker(Kea-neo) slits his throat while a wounded Morris stabs him in the heart with a Bowie knife.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Confirmation







Definitions (4)
1. General: Evidence that establishes existence or truth (or non-existence or untruth) of a fact to the satisfaction of anauthority (such as a court) or according to the acceptedstandards.
2. Alcohol: US measure of the volume of alcohol (ethanol) in an alcohol-water mixture, expressed as 'degree proof' (° proof). One degree proof equals one-half of a percentage. Thus, '80 proof' means 40 percent alcohol, and '200° proof' means 100 percent alcohol.
3. Law: Evidence on which the determination of thejudgment of a court case is based. Unlike a mathematical-proof (based on logical evidence) or scientific proof (based on empirical evidence), a legal proof is based on the credibility of a document or witness.
4. Printing: Test sheets of a page or print job taken out at each stage a document passes through during the printingprocess. Page-proofs are sent to the client or author to check (called proof reading) for any errors in spelling or punctuation; and color proofs are meant to ensure that thefinal print matches an artwork or sample. A corrected or approved proof is a type of contract under which the client is responsible for any errors undetected in the signed proof, and the printer is responsible for errors that are pointed out but not corrected, or for errors that occur after customer'sOK.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
We're All Going To Die Tomorrow


Anyway, about two months ago, I found myself back in similar financial dire straits and I received a somewhat similar call to action. A guy calling himself Dan Steely (which is obviously a phony name) emailed me asking if I’d be willing to help him on a project. His idea was to take the 2012 Doomsday meme and lampoon the hell out of it in a book called We’re All Going To Die Tomorrow. I figured the doom and gloom could use a few pokes and prods (and my wallet needs a blood transfusion) so I agreed. This is the final product:

You can probably read the whole book in one bathroom sitting, but hey, it’s cheap. At $6.66, how are you going to argue? You can buy it off Amazon, but if you’re actually going to get it, please buy it off this link because I get a higher percentage. Oh, and if it’s any extra incentive, I was given a page to plug my stuff and I told him to just put in an ad for The Sync List – so maybe we all get a little extra traffic out of the deal. Who knows?
Sunday, February 13, 2011
It's A Bird, It's A Plane...no, you idiot, It's Superman


