Things ramped up earlier this week, when we got the quickly-retracted "major" news of extraterrestrial life in meteorites seeding Earth. Once I realized the scientist was named "co3k sucker," I knew NASA was pulling a fast one.
(See also: Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice)
"In Battle: LA the aliens arrive as meteors striking the oceans just off the coastline of major cities, causing panic and sea side evacuations around the world echoing vividly the Tsunami situation in Japan. The very first bit of dialogue in the film, as the torch bearing Columbia is still filling our screens, mentions the meteors hitting off the coast of Tokyo. Above we see the ticker read "Coast of Japan". The aliens march out of the waves up unto the beaches of the world."
Remembering that Saturn and Osiris and even Jesus (as killed and reborn lame gods of the underworld) are all essentially interchangable archetypes, perhaps now is a good time to mention that the "messiah" in the SailorMoon series turns out to be a sick little girl who is finally revealed to be the lame god Saturn who is restored by the power of the Grail.
Only 5 more days till the 3/17, the date of Osiris' death.